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My Date with Zooey Deschanel
The last thing she told me was, “I love you!”
Yes, a date with Zooey Deschanel
My Great Pyrenees, Maycee, and I have been tent camping in the deep woods of Upper Michigan for a month now, and last night, with the help of Reese Witherspoon, I went on a date with Zooey Deschanel.
Now, I must tell you, I’ve not been watching New Girl, Elf, or 500 Days of Summer any time of late. No Sweet Home Alabama. I’ve not been reading any fiction that’s in Reese’s Book Club.
I have listened in the last few days, to Us, by Regina Spektor, which you will recognize as the peppy intro music to 500 Days of Summer.
But Zooey hasn’t been on my mind. Until about 2 a.m. this morning, and I don’t normally have dreams with celebs, so I feel like sharing.
My Three Guy Friends
Three guy friends of mine, must have been my suite mates at Auburn in the old Carolyn Draughn Village Extension, but we were out. I don’t know where, and somehow we wound up at a party. There at the party were Reese, (yes, I know who she is.) and Zooey, among others.
For reasons I no longer recall, I wound up hanging with Zooey, Reese, and a friend of hers, perhaps the hubs, Jim Toth.
