Imma gunna order an old-fashioned school desk from elementary school. I spent much of that time at K.I. Sawyer AFB in Upper Michigan, and in the Central Valley of CA's, Castle AFB. Both were B-52 bases. I'll just crawl under the desk and use that to protect me. I'm certain I could fit under one at my age. Though we never did those drills in the 1970s because we were a first-strike target. If my dad was on alert that week, the hope was he'd be piloting a BUFF somewhere over Canada by the time the inbound ICMBs passed overhead and arrived at KI to vaporize us... I really need to watch Dr. Strangelove this weekend. (Sigh)